Our Little Wedding...Dress

I ordered my wedding dress last week.  Surprisingly, the whole process was very easy.  It only took two stress-free appointments.

The dress I chose is totally not what I was thinking I wanted.  In fact, the first time I tried it on, I quickly dismissed it and sent it back to the land of misfit wedding dresses.  After I left the store, however, the dress kept swimming to the surface of my mind.  When I went back for my second appointment, I knew it was mine the moment I put it on.  

Here's a hint:

It's a cross between...

Via

and this tampon dress...

Via

Okay, not really, but you don't think I'm going to give away my wedding dress on the Internets do you?