The Perks of Being Pregnant

When you're pregnant other people:

• Offer to let you cut the line for pizza.
• Graciously accept that you smell like onions.
• Carry boxes for you.
• Expect you to eat ALL the cheese.
• Say, "You look great!" even though you've started sporting a double chin and have sudden-onset acne. 
• Bring you home chocolate cake. (Well, my husband does...not strangers.)
• Call your burrito belly "cute."
• Avoid you in shared restrooms.

Not too shabby....