Us: Oh no!
M: (Shrug) That's just what princesses do.
(Watching that commercial with the body builder dude dressed up as a cow.)
M: He's got...what do you call em?...Boobs?...
M: Mumma, guess what I have. It's round, and it's ball-y, and it's round.
Me: (Looking at the Cheerio in her hand.) Is it a Cheerio?
M: (Pops Cheerio slowly into her mouth, eyeing me suspiciously.)
M: I want to get married two times when I'm a grownup.
M: (Singing) Who's that burping? I think it's Captain Hook cause he likes coughing, and he likes burping. So he burps all the tiiiiime!
M: Why is my castle tent so sad?
Me: It's sad?
M: Yes. See its miserable face. It has a miserable mouth, and it's the most miserable thing in the whole world.
M: (Out of nowhere.) A ghost with no head would be terrible.
M: Vivi, you're silly and awesome like me.
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