Dear Mothe Nature,
I realize that it's summer, and you are just doing your job, but could you please make it a little cooler out for the March for Babies on Saturday? I know it's not your fault that they scheduled this event in July instead of April, but you must admit that 97 degrees is a bit much.
You see, when it's excessively hot, I become extremely cranky and short-tempered. It's not pleasant for anybody, and I'd prefer my daughter not see me like that. I don't want her picking up my bad habits.
If the temperature does not come down, our March for Babies may turn into a Head to the Bar and Drink for Babies. Somehow that just doesn't seem right.
I hope you seriously consider this matter. I've always been a big fan of yours. I love what you do with the fall.
Best Regards,
Summer
Last night Jon Stewart said that Mother Nature is showing just how ticked off she is with all those aerosol cans & Chevy Suburbans!
ReplyDeleteDeeply sorry that I passed on the "wilts over 80*" gene. Must have some Inuit in the gene pool!