- Offer to let you cut the line for pizza.
- Graciously accept that you smell like onions.
- Carry boxes for you.
- Expect you to eat ALL the cheese.
- Say, "You look great!" even though you've started sporting a double chin and have sudden-onset acne.
- Bring you home chocolate cake. (Well, my husband does...not strangers.)
- Call your burrito belly "cute."
- Avoid you in shared restrooms.
Not too shabby....
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